It was Anna.
She stapled her finger at the YMCA this morning and then passed out and hit her head on the chair, from whence it slid to the floor.
She passed all the "How many fingers am I holding up?" "How old are you?" "What's the square root of 289?" type questions, but she was still nauseous and vomiting a couple hours later so we took her in and they did a CAT scan.
Everything normal. No fractures. No bleeding. No secret alien implants.
Thank God she's all right, and thank God it happened now because my insurance is changing in a couple weeks and I would have had to pay towards a deductible and work through an HMO (which I've never had to do before, believe it or not).